A result of Movember

Last night I was out drinking with Matt at a karaoke place called the Farrara bar, when a young blonde drunk woman walks up to me and says
"Hey you're really cute" Seeing that she isn't my type, I give her a smile
"Thanks! Sorry but I'm spoken for" The girl seems unfazed.
"Oh... do you know anyone else with facial hair?"

I just... what do you say to that?

Festivals

If you haven't heard Festival by Pez, check it out. I've never heard a
more accurate recount of a festival in a song.

The Bridgetown Blues show is by far one of the most dardy (cool) I've
ever been to. It's held within the town. How comfy is that? You can

Highlights included :
• Yelling at an old lady - this got me my first ever real nickname,
"Pop up"
• Being yelled at by an old man
• Getting heckled and out witted by that fucking pirate street
performer - I'll get you in round 4 bitch
• Achieving my first drunken iPhone blog
• Acquiring my hippy name - "Brown Feather", Lauren is now "Dusty
Breeze"
• Watching the occasional blues performer

When you eventually come to this festival, you will experience all
these things and more

Late night blogging

1:34am. Cool. Breezy. Considerably drunk.
I feel like this is a time I'll remember. Right now there is a fork.
Left or right. I'm leaning towards right.
I've been left. There's my friends there. People I've just been
associating with. People I just left to blog.
To my right, bongo drums. Woos and clapping. It seems a lot more
interesting.

Left or right. We both know what I will choose, but I'm wondering...
What's going to happen?

I wonder