Almost is not eaten
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. - old cowboy proverb
Through recent events, Seshna - God of Rock has now found himself in a position he has never been in before. This is his story.
With the recent departure of my big brother Paul, the sceptre of power has been placed in my hands. I now need to take on all the responsibilities that Paul has had up until now and act accordingly.
I shall start by loading up my World of Warcraft character, sitting Matthew in front of it and telling him to complete a battle ground 1000 times.
I shall then pursue to stick a twiggy stick up Matthew's nose to accomplish 2 things : 1. That he will never like twiggy stick again, and 2. To make sure he smells twiggy stick for at least 2 days.
I shall command on high those minions that Mum and Dad created for my control to ensure the continuance of accomplishments in our family. Though I can't think of things they can do for me right now, I have 5 weeks of time.
Other than bonuses, there are a few annoying factors I must consider.
There's the matter of having to call back my siblings whenever they prank me. I have yet to decide about that one.
Buying drinks and food for my siblings, again something that requires a little more thought on my behalf.
Being the biggest brother also means I need to be a little more secure - somebody that my younger siblings need to look up to and learn from.
Unfortunately for them this isn't something thats going to happen. I'm still a freakin Rock God.
Another thing I have realised is that I am no longer the middle child. This means I will be showered with the love and affection I have been deserving all these years, no longer a part of the syndrome that affects middle children. I'm ready to be loved!
Yep - things will certainly change around this hea' town temporarily.
Through recent events, Seshna - God of Rock has now found himself in a position he has never been in before. This is his story.
With the recent departure of my big brother Paul, the sceptre of power has been placed in my hands. I now need to take on all the responsibilities that Paul has had up until now and act accordingly.
I shall start by loading up my World of Warcraft character, sitting Matthew in front of it and telling him to complete a battle ground 1000 times.
I shall then pursue to stick a twiggy stick up Matthew's nose to accomplish 2 things : 1. That he will never like twiggy stick again, and 2. To make sure he smells twiggy stick for at least 2 days.
I shall command on high those minions that Mum and Dad created for my control to ensure the continuance of accomplishments in our family. Though I can't think of things they can do for me right now, I have 5 weeks of time.
Other than bonuses, there are a few annoying factors I must consider.
There's the matter of having to call back my siblings whenever they prank me. I have yet to decide about that one.
Buying drinks and food for my siblings, again something that requires a little more thought on my behalf.
Being the biggest brother also means I need to be a little more secure - somebody that my younger siblings need to look up to and learn from.
Unfortunately for them this isn't something thats going to happen. I'm still a freakin Rock God.
Another thing I have realised is that I am no longer the middle child. This means I will be showered with the love and affection I have been deserving all these years, no longer a part of the syndrome that affects middle children. I'm ready to be loved!
Yep - things will certainly change around this hea' town temporarily.
